Wimp

One of my bandage thingies is trying to come off. I'm not touching it. I nearly passed out just taking the band-aids off that were covering the bandages. To actually yank the bandage off the wound and possibly watch my guts spill out through that little hole, well, no thank you.

And if they're still there when I'm 97, so be it. I ain't touchin' 'em.