Talking to another mom in the church nursery, she told me that her oldest daughter, age 12, had been asking how babies are made. So her mom sat her down and they had "the talk." She's a nurse, so I'm sure it was all very anatomically correct. She said her daughter seemed pretty disgusted my the whole thing (as she should at 12).
When she finished, her daughter asked if she was planning on having any more babies. Her mother said no - they have five, that's plenty.
"That's good. I bet you're glad you don't have to do THAT anymore!" her daughter said.
We had a good laugh over that one!