It's going to be a long week

If time flies when you're having fun, where's the cliche for the opposite condition? Some suggestions:

• Time lags when life's a drag
• Time slows for life's woes.
• Time stands still when you're going uphill.

Hubby is going out of town today and will be gone until Friday. It's just me and the boys for five days. I plan to barricade myself in my room with a stack of DVDs and some coffee.