Him: Say "knock knock"
Me: Knock knock
H: Who's there?
...long pause...
H: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know.
H: Why did he?
...long pause...
And my personal favorite:
H: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
H: Interrupting pig
Me: Interrupting pig who?
H: Interrupting pig aren't you glad I didn't say interrupting cow?
[The original two jokes which he has morphed into one are:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting...(and the asker interrupts with "Moo!")
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?]
I just love that 3-year-old sense of humor!
My twins are 2 and a half. They have just started with the jokes and I cannot help but laugh when they mess them up.;)
ReplyDeleteMy girls are 5 and 6. When they were 3 and 4, they first got into jokes -- and the NEVER made sense. Their favorite were chicken crossing the road jokes. They would say things like "Why did the chicken cross the road? The fish!!! Get it? The fish!!!" and just CRACK up! They are just now actually getting the orange/banana knock knock joke, after telling it for 2-3 years!!!
ReplyDeleteKaty - Hubby and I crack up at these jokes every time; we can't help it!
ReplyDeleteGem - Love the fish joke! I'll have to remember that one!