Saturday, September 10, 2005

Now accepting orders!


Does your baby make a mess while eating? Tired of gooey leftovers that take forever to scrub away? Do you wish there were some easier way to clean up afterwards?

Introducing the amazing new automatic high chair cleaner! After nine years of testing, we have produced a model of amazing speed and accuracy. No sooner will your baby's food hit the chair than this unbelievable unit will have it sparkling clean! Meats, fruits, even most veggies, disappear quickly into this self-contained storage and processing dynamo!

But wait, there's more!.
Not only does this amazing unit clean high chairs, it can be adapted to clean food off of floors, walls and even counter tops! All completely automatic!

At the present time this one-of-a-kind unit is available for rental only. Rates vary depending on length of term and size of family. There is no guarantee of complete cleanliness of your high chair, nor any way to keep this unit from eating anything left on the table or counter or in the trash can. Unit will produce waste based on amount of food products consumed and should be put outside when not in use.

Order Today!

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