You know all those annoying people who insist they can sing during the AI auditions? The ones who say, "You'll hear from me again!" and tell the judges they don't know what they're talking about? I think I found them a job.
My youngest has the Vtech Learn and Discover Driver toy, a little steering wheel with different buttons and lights. He just loves to play with it. It's kind of loud and annoying, but that's not the worst part. It has songs. And those songs are sung, um, badly. They are off-key, they don't stay with the beat, and they are just overall hard to listen to.
So perhaps all the rejects should line up for auditions outside Vtech's headquarters instead. Apparently their judges aren't nearly as tough.