We were at Sam's Club yesterday, and when I chose a checkout line, Hubby asked why I picked that particular one.
"It's the shortest," I said.
"I always pick the one with the best-looking checkout person," he said.
"Okay," I said, wondering why he was telling me this.
"That's why I like to go to the self-checkout aisle."
He meant that when we are together at the self-checkout, I am the prettiest checkout girl in the store. You thought he was talking about himself? Yeah, me too. It was still funny, though.