Signs that you are getting old

• You ask your spouse to give you a backrub - with Mineral Ice
• You can't understand the words to any song on the radio
• Those car commercials with rock music are just annoying
• You dream about having a nice, long conversation with your favorite movie star (as opposed to a nice, long love affair)
• You take more naps during the day than your kids do
• You want to spend time at amusement parks watching the shows instead of riding the rides
• All of your favorite songs were written over 20 years ago
• Those large print magazines begin to look normal
• It takes months to get used to such newfangled inventions as the cell phone and digital camera

The really scary thing is that all of these things have happened to me recently!